I saw these today on kottke and loved them:
“My new standard of cool: when I’m hanging out with you, I never see your phone ever ever ever.”
“If we’re hanging out and you pull out your iPhone to water your Farmville crops, we can no longer be friends. It’s not me, it’s you.”
My (non-smart) phone took a dip in the river on Sunday and I’ve been phone free for two days now (just using google voice).
I’m actually enjoying it, and have no plans to replace my phone yet.