Are these guys “Cool”? Get off my Lawn!

November 12th, 2009
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up-570x300I don’t know who this band is, but… jesus, don’t get me started.Is there some store where all they sell is skulls and sun glasses and skulls wearing sunglasses.
And the bandanna… still? That was back when I was at the Tube at 3 am, we’re talking 2005 or something.
Maybe it’s his dad’s bandanna (authentic from 2005) and he’s wearing it. What the fuck do I know, maybe 2005 is retro now…
Fuck it.
I give up.
I’m an old ass man, and I officially do not understand kids these day.
Mark the date, this is when it happened…

6 Comments:

As hard as you try to be uncool, Abe, you’re failing. I don’t know what these guys were doing in the Mercury, but I guarantee you it wasn’t complimentary. They’re absolutely terrible. Here’s their hit song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

There’s some terrible misogynistic “girl you know you want it comments” in the song, too. Terrible. Click the article, I’m sure it is insulting.

plumpy

As hard as you try to be uncool, Abe, you’re failing. I don’t know what these guys were doing in the Mercury, but I guarantee you it wasn’t complimentary. They’re absolutely terrible. Here’s their hit song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

There’s some terrible misogynistic “girl you know you want it comments” in the song, too. Terrible. Click the article, I’m sure it is insulting.

plumpy

Here, I found it:

“Brokencyde may be the single most heinous musical atrocity to emerge out of the past year. A four-piece joke from suburban “Albu-crazy,” New Mexico, the act combine the worst elements of “emo” and “crunk” (off-key “emotive” whining and screaming, crap beats, two kinds of disrespect for the ladies) while looking like a Hot Topic vomited all over them. If you can watch more than 15 seconds of their breakout YouTube clip “Freaxxx,” you are a champion of ironic appreciation. If you dare go to this show, you’re just fucking crazy.”

plumpy

Here, I found it:

“Brokencyde may be the single most heinous musical atrocity to emerge out of the past year. A four-piece joke from suburban “Albu-crazy,” New Mexico, the act combine the worst elements of “emo” and “crunk” (off-key “emotive” whining and screaming, crap beats, two kinds of disrespect for the ladies) while looking like a Hot Topic vomited all over them. If you can watch more than 15 seconds of their breakout YouTube clip “Freaxxx,” you are a champion of ironic appreciation. If you dare go to this show, you’re just fucking crazy.”

plumpy

Ah, Ok. I take it back about the Merc then. Phew! I was really worried there…

Ah, Ok. I take it back about the Merc then. Phew! I was really worried there…

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